Saturday, July 7, 2012

Who's tired of being a fatty boom batty?

That's right, a fatty boom batty!  This gal right here, that's who!

I have been a thick and chunky girl my whole life, with the exception of about two years, when I was very sick (in my early 20's).  And I am so tired of it!

Therefore, I propose an EVIL plan!  The plan to lose weight, be healthy, and feel better! STARTING NOW!  I would say starting today, but I kinda ruined breakfast by eating a whole sleeve of oreos...I had to get them out of the house...no, really...  So, starting right now, I am going to be healthier, eat better, get at least some exercise every day, and chronicle the progress here on my blog.  Success or failure, highs and lows and in-between.

Here are some recent pictures of myself, so we can see where I am at now, and to see how far I can go:

It's eating like this that is a problem...and yes, I do always have crazy eyes when I eat...seriously, you have to watch your fingers...
And the drinking...no more raging alcoholism for me...
Mostly because it leads to getting this picture taken...
Or this one...  In my defense, cotton candy is the most delicious form of pure sugar...
Followed by chocolate mustaches...
But I vow to stick to non-edible mustaches from now on...

Because it's how I can get some action... 
You can't deny the appeal...think about it... Oh yeah!
In all seriousness, though, I am truly ready to do something about my weight.  And if anyone out there reads this and wants to join me on this mission, please do!  I need all the advice, motivation, recipes, tips and whatever else you think will help, that I can get!


~Sully